Misc Themes

Poop

Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A: Worked it out with a pencil.

Poop is a crap palindrome.

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

Q: Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
A: Couldn’t budget.

Do clown farts smell funny?

Q: Did you hear about the constipated composer?
A: Had trouble with their last movement.

People who tell you that they’re constipated are full of crap.

I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday.
Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.

Do you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans.

Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea.

Q: Did you hear about the movie Constipated?
A: It’s not come out yet.

Q: Did you hear about the sequel, Diarrhea?
A: It leaked so they had to release it early.

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