Holidays, Observances, and Seasonal Puns and Jokes

St. Patrick’s Day

Happy St Paddy’s Day from the contingent from County Wannabe!
Kiss me, I might be Irish!

Q. What’s Irish and stays out all night?
A. Patty O’Furniture!

Q: Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers?
A: Because you don’t want to press your luck.

Q. Why are Irish jokes so simple?
A. So the English can understand them.

Q: Why does it take four Irishmen to change a lightbulb?
A: One to change the bulb. Four to remark about how grand the old bulb was.

Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into the River Shannon?
A: He gets wet!

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

 

 

 

 

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